"You wanna sink so I'm gonna let you. Then the fire snuck into your bedroom. Now I'm falling asleep to forget you."
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robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

jaclcfrost:

someonemayhavejust:

jaclcfrost:

sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]

SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]

this is

more than i bargained for

overlypolitebisexual:

you come into my house, you disrespect my problematic fave

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?
Megan.

darrynek:

lms if you’ve ever drank water or hijacked a school bus

nopemcr:

IS THIS NIPPLE CONSIDERED NUDE

bandersnatchmycummerbund:

wearitcounts:

the fact that benedict intentionally gained a little weight for s2 because he wanted to show how living with john made sherlock take better care of himself

image

flewor:

"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

vvinstonmarshall:

yeah i play an instrument [lifts up shirt and smacks stomach]